I read a Chinese short story to Ben this evening.
About 400 years ago, during a rainy season, like England in April, a scholar with the wit of Stephen Fry named Xu Wenchang (徐文长)was staying with his friend, but he somehow overstayed his welcome.
His friend left a subtly written note, which read,
“下雨天留客天留我不留”
xià yǔ tiān liú kè tiān liú wǒ bǔ liú
(Literally: Rainy days keeping guest sky keep I not keep)
There was NO punctuation marks!


